Fire up the playlist and hit that treadmill while watching demos.
Get thin right here!
That's a total of 723.1 kg!
Throughout the ages, it has been a sacrosanct thing that demosceners are fatter than the average human being. A LOT fatter, bred on a diet of Cola, toast, and waffles with cheese. Even if a scener was thin to look at, he would still be fat on the inside, globules of fat surrounding those delicious, sweet organs.
Some sceners just made da phat beats, we won't argue against those. Keep them coming!
HOWEVER!! To cut to the chase: we're getting old. Yes, just face it. You're becoming an old fuck, and you can't take the abuse that much longer. You need to lose some weight, old fuck, and the strategic Pounds-Off initiative can help you achieve that! Sign up now, set up a weight loss goal, and be safe in the knowledge that you may be an old fuck with too much weight on your bones, but you're not alone, and together we can make the whole goddamn world better!
And always remember: loose lips! Sink ships!
Changelog update on January 20th 2015!
Changelog update on January 18th 2015!
Okay, New Scales, that is enough!
Oof. Yes, New Scales, I got your message.